Memphis in May BBQ Festival 2019 Day #2 “Let’s Eat Some Q!” May 17, 2019

Today was our first day of judging. But before heading over to the park for our 10 AM check-in we went to our favorite Memphis breakfast place, the Blue Plate Cafe. On the table they had this:

Worms for eating or fishing?

I thought they were worms in a bottle, after all this is the South. But I was wrong they were just this.

Nope, Louisiana peppers. For breakfast?

Patrice had waffles, I had eggs and pancakes. Erica shared both of our meals. There was plenty for all of us. We did have to compete with an occasional critter.

An ant learned what happens to someone who tries to take my food. It wasn’t pretty.

After a yummy breakfast we headed over to the park to register. Although the committee is always running late we like to be on time. Unfortunately some bees had another idea. We were stopped by security from passing since they had to remove a beehive along the walkway. Check out this 8 second YouTube video.

Today we had what’s called “blind judging”. Judges are seated 4 to a table and 6 boxes of food are brought to you. Judges first view the food for appearance then dig in and eat. After judging is completed you are free to eat whatever is leftover. I am what they call a finisher for obvious reasons. I wore the shirt today to let everyone else know my mission.

Robert ready for judging.
My mission prominently displayed for all to see.

At the check-in table you receive your assignments. I was assigned only one session and it was poultry. Patrice was given two sessions: beef and seafood. What this means is that Patrice gets to have filet mignon and shrimp and I get chicken! She gets to go to the wedding at the Beverly Hills hotel and I’m invited to the one at the Residence Inn. Needless to say I was not happy especially after hearing her report “Two of the filets were okay but other four were spectacular”. I wouldn’t let her speak when she started to talk about the shrimp.

Tomorrow we will both get pork. Right now we are just resting at the hotel waiting for Lindsay and Robby to arrive. See you tomorrow.

Memphis in May BBQ Festival 2019 Day #1 “BBQ Heaven Here We Come” May 16, 2019

Yes, fans, it’s time for the Memphis in May BBQ Festival and Patrice and I are ready to be judges again. First some history, in 2015 while visiting Memphis, Patrice found a BBQ food tour. That’s where we met our friend Lance who was the owner of Tastinroundtown. Lance has since sold the company, but at that time he was the tour guide extraordinaire. He showed us some fine BBQ establishments and explained to us how to become judges. The following year (2016) we became judges and have been coming back ever since.

This year is very special because we brought our daughter Erica, and tomorrow we will be joined by our other daughter Lindsay and her boyfriend, Robby.

Patrice and I have been judges since 2016 but we received the official Memphis in May BBQ certification in 2018. We take our work very seriously. Today we were reviewing some of the information we received during training. For example “A whole hog entry is defined by Memphis in May as an entire hog whose dressed weight is 85 pounds or more prior to the optional removal of the head, feet, and skin.” My apologies to my darling niece Leslie who is probably cringing after reading that definition.

We then decided to head down to the Festival. It was late in the day and the judging had ended. Today they judged mostly sauces, not a big interest of mine. Erica noted that at 6:00 pm they were going to have the “Miss Piggy Idol Contest” and asked me what it was. I told her I had no idea and that I had never attended it before. I further said that it most likely involved people drinking too much alcohol and displaying women in an inappropriate manner or somehow disrespecting them. This did not dissuade her, so off we went.

I was pleasantly surprised that the contest was not as awful as I had anticipated. There were 5 teams competing. Each team dressed in costumes with a pig styling. They performed songs and danced. The songs were famous melodies with original lyrics (again with a Memphis in May theme). The teams were, for the most, part quite good. And as expected most of them were inappropriate

Team “Swine and Dine” had great choreography.
Team “Swine and Dine”

Notice the crotch protector

Team “Chi Town Cookers” with at least one member who’s not very shy

Time to rest now tomorrow is a big day.