AUSTRALIA DAY FOUR 3/6/19 “An Even More Australian Experience”

When I last left you Patrice and I were getting ready to go to dinner at the home of one of my sister-in-law’s friends.

My brother, Stephen, married an Aussie, Fayla, in January 1972 after knowing her only a few months. Obviously a whirlwind courtship like that would be doomed for failure. Fayla and Stephen remained happily married for 44 years. It took Stephen’s death on July 7, 2016 to separate an incredible couple.

When Fayla heard that Patrice and I would be making our first trip to Australia she became very excited and gave us all sorts of recommendations. Her best suggestion was that we get together with some of her friends and relatives. We were picked up at our hotel by Sam whose wife, Samena is a 1st cousin of Fayla. We had to go to pick up Samena so Patrice suggested I sit in the front. I immediately walked around the car to get into the passenger seat. Oops, we are in Australia, the driver sits on the right. I hurried back to the passenger side and got in. Samena must be a small woman because the seat was drawn very far up. I could not figure out how to move up the seat (I claimed to be very smart). I decided the drive couldn’t be too far so I would just deal with the seat as is. We started on our way when

I then knocked my head with the sun visor. I put the sun visor up in it’s stored position only to get hit again. This repeated itself 3 more times before I finally decided the darn thing was broken and I was going to have to just sit with it in my face. The ride to pick up Samena was indeed short and I did survive. Samena was taken aback by how much Stephen and I looked like each other. She told me it was as if she was seeing Stephen again. Except for Stephen being a couple of inches taller that me, we looked very much alike (yes he was an incredibly handsome guy).

Sam and Samena are a very sweet couple. Unfortunately Samena has a significant hearing issue. Many of the things we said were repeated by Sam in a voice more appropriate for a library. Obviously Samena is amazing at reading lips and that is how she heard Sam instead of us. Of course Sam turning his head to repeat our words instead of looking at the road did make me a bit nervous.

Dinner was at the home of Robin and his wife Helen (a childhood friend of Fayla). Also there was another friend, Faye, and her husband Morrie. It was a fantastic night. In addition to a marvelous home-cooked meal we had some wonderful conversations. Of course we talked about Stephen and the tragedy that took him from us. He died from a horrible disease called Creukzfeldt-Jakob Disease. (https://brainfoundation.org.au/disorders/creutzfeldt-jakob-disease/). He was active and enjoying life in April, started having symptoms in May and then died on July 7, 2016. Sounds horrible? Yes, it was.

Much to my surprise I found out that Sam and Robin are both doctors. We discussed the Australian and US health systems. I learned a lot and found it fascinating to hear what they had to say. I very much wanted to continue that conversation but unfortunately that we will have to leave that to another day.

Row 1: Samena Row 2: Patrice & Helen Row 3: Sam, me, Morrie & Robin
Not shown, Faye, who took the picture.

Next up on our agenda is to see some Australian animals. I will check back tomorrow.

Australia Day Three 3/5/19 “A True Australian Experience”

On our trips, I try to learn what life is like for people who live in the areas we visit. I like to avoid tourist traps and instead interact with the locals. On this trip it was lucky for me Patrice forgot to pack some key items so it gave us the opportunity to go to some shops and mingle with the locals. Walking down the street it seemed as if we weren’t in Australia, but rather what might be the next state in the USA. See what I mean:

Last night we had a get-together with our group leader and the other members of our tour. After a brief orientation we headed to dinner. Followers of this blog might remember when we were in Iceland we tried the local cuisine of whale, gander and horse. Last night we had things you don’t usually see in the USA. Patrice had:

Barramundi (we were told it is one of the most popular fish eaten here)

And I had:

Kangaroo.  No I am not going to say something stupid like it was hopping good.

This morning for breakfast it was recommended I try another local favorite called Vegemite. You are supposed to add it to toast and butter. It was okay but nothing spectacular. Since I don’t like butter on my toast I might just stick to jam and pass on the Vegemite.

Thanks but I think I will stick to jam.

Tonight we have some real fun planned. As I think I mentioned before, my sister-in-law is from Australia. She has arranged for us to have dinner with friends and relatives. I will report more on that tomorrow.

Australia Day Two 3/4/19 “What Happened to March 3rd?”

We were scheduled to leave LA on March 2nd at 10:55 pm but didn’t take off until 11:41 pm. I was looking forward to our flight because I heard Qantas has an all Australian crew and the ladies from down under are beautiful. As many of you know, my brother married an Aussie (Fayla) and she is beautiful. I have to admit our flight attendants were not my type but Patrice thought they were very attractive.

Flight attendants from L to R: Jerry, Ramon, and Glenn.

The flight and the flight crew were fantastic. We were welcomed aboard and given a gift of pajamas to wear.

Robert clutching his new pajamas
Robert enjoying his new PJs.

This was a long flight, 15 hours from takeoff to touchdown. It gave us plenty of time to have two meals (pretty good food), plenty of snacks (I love dark chocolate), watch 3 movies (“A Star is Born” – overrated; “If Beale Street Could Talk” – too depressing; “Can You Ever Forgive Me?” – funny but dark) but more importantly we had wonderfully long naps.

Arrival went smoothly. We passed through customs without incident, picked up our luggage, and were met by our OAT tour guide, Darrin. While waiting for the rest of our group to assemble I wandered over to a newsstand to start to assimilate some of the local culture. I noted the local paper and it was dated March 4th. Now, wait for one second! We left LA on March 2nd at about 11:40 pm and took a 15-hour flight but we arrived 2 days later? How can that be? I know I slept a long time but not two days worth. I asked Darrin about it and he said something about an international date line. I said, no thank you, I’m happily married. He then explained that during the flight it was actually March 3rd for a very brief time then somewhere over the Pacific we crossed into tomorrow and it became the 4th. So the 3rd came and went without me even noticing it. I checked my Fitbit and it said, zero steps for March 3rd. As far as I am concerned if my Fitbit says zero steps on March 3rd, the day did not exist. I looked up famous events that occurred on March 3rd and found essentially nothing. The first Senate override of a President (John Tyler) occurred on March 3, 1845 but other than that, not much. So I am okay with March 3, 2019 not being part of my life and will move on to March 4th without any complaints.

After checking into our hotel we went on a brief walk of the downtown area. Now we are at the hotel and

will soon meet up with our tour companions for dinner. I am quickly running out of gas. after all, we went from March 2nd to the 4th in 15 hours. I deserve a little rest.

Australia Day One 3/2/19 “G’Day Mate”

Today we are off on an adventure to Australia. Let me rephrase that, TONIGHT we leave on a trip to Australia. Our plane is due to take off at 10:55 pm. I don’t recall ever leaving on a trip that late.

Patrice has long been lobbying for a trip to the down under. Personally I never really cared to go to the place. But with Patrice being so open to traveling to all the MLB parks (let’s see if she will really go to Cleveland, Milwaukee and Cincinnati) how could I decline this wish.

This will be our first trip with Overseas Adventure Travel (OAT) who comes highly recommended by our friends Don and Ginger. So far they seem to have their act together (OAT, not Don and Ginger although I’m sure D&G have their act together too). We have received lots of information and recommendations to help us prepare for our vacation. Our tour guide has been in contact and recommended we read “In a Sunburned Country” by Bill Bryson to help us get familiar with this far away continent.

Let me quote from the book, “Of the world’s ten most poisonous snakes, all are Australian. Five of its creatures–the funnel web spider, box jellyfish, blue-ringed octopus, paralysis tick, and stonefish– are the most lethal of their type in the world. This is a country where even the fluffiest of caterpillars can lay you out with a toxic nip, where seashells will not just sting you but actually sometimes go for you. Pick up an innocuous cone shell from a Queensland beach, as innocent tourists are all too wont to do, and you will discover the little fellow inside is not just astoundingly swift and testy but exceedingly venomous. If you are not stung or pronged to death in some unexpected manner, you may be fatally chomped by sharks or crocodiles, or even carried helplessly out to sea by irresistible currents, or left to stagger to an unhappy death in the baking outback. It’s a tough place”.

Now let’s wait a second. This is what the tour company wants us to read prior to paying them a bunch of money to takes us to, and around, Australia?

I need to go now. I’m going to check to see if we can reroute this plane to Cincinnati. “.

Off To See The Boys Day #3 “One Day Late, Home Sweet Home?”

Sorry, I am a day late posting.  We flew home yesterday but I am just getting around to posting now.  It was very sad leaving the boys.  How could it be easy to leave these cute guys?:

OWEN
CHARLIE
JULIAN

Robyn and David run a wonderful household and the three boys are a joy.  Owen making observations about the world that I need his father to interpret because they are much to complicated for me to understand.  Charlie saying one cute thing after another (“It’s raining so it would be gooder to take the umbrella to the car”).  And Julian seems to adore Grandpa (not sure why, but I am NOT complaining).    In addition to the boys and their wonderful parents, I love the bowl that greets me everytime I enter the house.  See below.

What could be nicer than a bowl of Ghirardelli chocolates? 

Our flight home was uneventful but today we had to go back to the airport because Erica was scheduled to return to Spain.  She had a late afternoon flight so we had some time to just hang out.  We got to the airport in plenty of time and stayed with her for as long as we could.  I promised her I would not cry when she finally left. 

I lied.

I am back home and feeling better; talk to you later this month when we have a fun road trip planned.

Off To See The Boys Day #3 “What Happened to Day #2”

Sorry, I was too busy with the boys yesterday to make a blog entry. I played with baby Julian who continues to have a thing for grandpa which really makes me happy. Owen and I watched basketball together. Damn I wished he lived in LA so I had a sports pal.

Last night we saw Charlie and the other kindergarteners perform the annual “Farm Show”. Of course, it was incredibly cute.

Today Patrice, Erica and I volunteered in Charlie’s class. It quickly became evident why I won’t be invited back. I said to the teacher “Is there anything cuter than a crying kindergartener?”

No more for now, Julian is calling me (not really but I like to pretend).

Off To See The Boys Day #1 “Great Flight”

It’s almost time for Erica to return to Spain (sob, sob). When we planned her trip home she had expressed a desire to visit the grandsons up north so we are on our way. The flight this morning was spectacular. First, we had to battle heavy LA traffic to get to LAX. Then we were stopped at security because apparently I was randomly selected not to be given TSA pre-check. I don’t understand why this is needed. Here you have a doctor traveling with his wife and child. A man that has a squeaky clean record when it comes to the law. Someone who doesn’t own a gun or any weapons (unless of course, you count a cell phone as a weapon). Someone who has gone through the process to get TSA clearance. Why is it necessary to submit this individual to additional screening? Is it because the TSA representative wanted to look in my wallet (which he did) or because he wanted to grab my ass (yes, he did that too).

Moments before Mr. TSA grabbed my butt.

Finally, I was reunited with Patrice at the gate but there was no sign of Erica. Apparently, we bought some “Slime” for the boys and this toy was deemed a threat to the plane and other passengers so Erica was sent back to check her carry on bag along with the “Slime”. Finally, we were on our way. Well not quite. Perfect weather in Los Angeles and San Jose was not enough. Our flight was delayed 40 minutes due to some “technical difficulties”. I like to think it was because one of the tray tables wouldn’t retract. But they weren’t specific which always makes me wonder if maybe there’s a problem with an engine or the landing gear. Whatever the problem we were finally cleared to go. I failed to mention that shortly after boarding a baby started crying. The baby didn’t stop until about 45 minutes into the flight. At least the baby wasn’t in the seat next to me, but she was in the seat directly behind me. I just don’t know about these parents today. My daughter Erica was perfectly behaved throughout the entire flight.

So with being accosted by the TSA, a 40-minute flight delay, severe turbulence, and a crying baby, you might be asking how could this guy describe today as “A Great Flight”?  Simple answer, I completed the crossword puzzle and all 3 Sudoku puzzles prior to landing. Yes, a great flight.

Well it’s time to meet up with the boys. Patrice and I are trying out for a very important assignment but more about that later.

HOW DO YOU GET TO CARNEGIE HALL? DAY 4 “The Big Night”

Tonight was the big night for Patrice’s performance at Carnegie Hall.  But first, we had other things to do.  That’s right……………. EAT!  Patrice and I headed off to Tanner Smith’s (204 W 55th St, New York, NY 10019).  The place had good ratings online but more important it was across the street from the hotel.  Forty degree temperatures will make a restaurant’s proximity to your hotel a major factor in deciding where to eat.   A quick look at the menu had my eyes drawn to one of my favorites. 

I love Shrimp N Grits

Although I love Shrimp N Grits I could not order them because it would violate one of my basic rules of dining.  Never order Shrimp N Grits north of the Mason-Dixon line.   Instead, I ordered the Avocado Smash.  It looked and tasted great but I didn’t take any pictures (Hey, I am just doing this for fun, I am not a professional blogger).

After breakfast we went to the gym to workout.  Then it was time to for Patrice to head to Carnegie Hall for the dress rehearsal. Here is a picture of her at the rehearsal.

See Patrice on the right?

No? How about now?

My favorite concert singer.

Erica’s friend Aparna joined us for the dress rehearsal. 

Aparna, Erica and me enjoying the rehearsal.

After the rehearsal, Patrice went back to the hotel to rest her voice and body. Aparna, Erica and I went in search of food. Waiting until the end of the concert for food was not an option. As Erica and Patrice will tell you, it’s important to “Feed the Beast”.

We just needed a small snack because apparently the post-concert meal was supposed to be a real feast. Aparna suggested a “Classic New York Experience”. See below.

New York 99 cent pizza.

The pizza was quick, cheap and great.

Robert and Erica enjoying 99 cent pizza. Robert with a mouthful

We joined Patrice at the hotel then it was off to the Hall. The performance was spectacular. We got a peek-a-boo wave at the beginning of the concert because she got in trouble for a full wave during the rehearsal. The conductor mocked her for waving. I spoke to one of the ushers about the conductor being a jerk. The usher said the guy is a jerk and shared some juicy gossip. Sorry, but on the advice of legal counsel, I cannot share that information on the blog.  Actually, later on, I did some further research and realized that the usher was not talking about tonight’s conductor.  So the dirt wasn’t about him but it doesn’t matter he’s still a jerk.

Tomorrow it’s time to head for home. Usually, ending a vacation is a sad time. This time, not so. The grandsons brought their parents to Hermosa for a visit so we will be seeing them tomorrow.  And there is one other thing that makes going home so good.

Need I say more?

HOW DO YOU GET TO CARNEGIE HALL? DAY 2 “Thank You, Mom and Dad”

This morning we got off to an early start picking up our credentials for Sunday’s Carnegie Hall extravaganza. We saw lots of people in the lobby who represent other choirs performing on Sunday. We then headed off to breakfast at one of our New York favorites, the Brooklyn Diner (212 W 57th St, New York, NY 10019). On our way, we met three of Patrice’s choir buddies and invited them to join us. Unfortunately, we didn’t have Erica with us since she spent the night in Brooklyn (the borough not the restaurant) with one of her friends from college.

On the way to breakfast, we saw this scary sight on 52nd Street just west of 7th Avenue.

Pothole on 52nd Street just west of 7th Avenue

I tried to point out this hole (which was easily 1 foot deep) but no one seemed to care or want to do anything about it.

At the restaurant, we learned that others had a worse experience getting from the airport to the hotel than we did.  Two of our breakfast companions arrived with the majority of the choir members in Newark and took a bus to Manhattan.  The bus took 5 hours to get to the hotel.  Yes, 5 hours.  The other friend at our table has recently moved to Washington D.C.   She took the train from D.C. to Penn Station and then a subway to the hotel.  Her total time travel was a little over 3 hours.  So her travel time from D.C. to NYC was about the same as our time from the plane to the hotel and much less than the choir members who landed in Newark.  But this was not the worst story.  One of the choir members decided to take a later flight leaving LAX at 10 AM.  That flight was canceled and for some reason, she had to fly to Seattle in order to secure another flight to New York and didn’t arrive until 3 AM!

Breakfast was great.  In addition to the fun companions, we had spectacular meals.  I had scrambled eggs with chopped salmon and caramelized onions.  For sides, I had polenta home fries (good and unhealthy) and challah toast.   Challah is a word that does not exist in LA.  The food exists but we just call it egg bread.  You might think it is the same thing but it isn’t.  If you don’t know what to call it (as in Los Angeles) then you don’t know how to make it (like they do in New York).

Patrice shared French Toast and Chocolate pancakes with choir mate, Pat.
Scrambled Eggs with Chopped Salmon and Caramelized Onions. Polenta Home Fries.  Challah Toast.

After breakfast we took a leisurely walk then Patrice headed to practice and I headed to the gym.   A three-mile run helped me work off the calories and the guilt that resulted from such a fantastic breakfast.

Tonight we saw the Broadway hit, “Dear Evan Hansen”.  Patrice and I had tried to see this play numerous times but it was always sold out.  We finally got tickets for tonight’s performance and although it was very good, I have to say I was a little disappointed.  I think all the hype made me expect something much more special.

Following the musical, we headed to the Stagecoach Tavern (834 7th Ave, New York, NY 10019) for dessert.   Patrice’s quest for the perfect bread pudding is on hold and we have declared Masa (1800 Sunset Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90026) the winner.  Tonight we started a new quest….. the search for the perfect cheesecake.  The Stagecoach Tavern offers two choices, the standard New York style cheesecake and Bailey’s Cheesecake.  We were undecided of which to try so we decided to try ……………………

Both

How Do You Get To Carnegie Hall? Day 1 “Is This Trip Meant To Be”

I’m sure you know the old joke about how to get to Carnegie Hall. That’s right “Practice, Practice, Practice”. Well Patrice practices a lot and it’s going to pay off because Sunday she, and her choir pals, will be performing at Carnegie Hall. When she asked if I wanted to go it seemed like a good idea at the time. Our daughter Erica was going to be in town during this time and it would give us a little getaway with our youngest child. Yes it seemed like a very good idea at the time. Today I’m not so sure.

First let me tell you about our trip to the airport. Going to LAX is never easy. I’ve tried all ways of getting there and none of them seem to work very well. With the exception of having our daughter Lindsay take us. But Lindsay now has a job and a Thursday morning ride from her was not possible. On our last trip I was told by a taxi driver about a new app (Ride Yellow) which is supposed to help the cab companies compete with Uber and Lyft. I downloaded the app and decided to give it a try. We arranged for the taxi to arrive at 6 AM and a few minutes prior to that I received a call that the cab was at our home. I was already impressed since when you arrange for Uber or Lyft they give you a 10 or 15 minute arrival window. Our house is hard to find so the inexperience driver frequently arrives 10 to 15 minutes late. With the driver being early, Patrice and Erica were not ready so I went outside to bring some of our luggage to the cab. I found the driver outside his car screaming at someone on the phone. We live in a very densely populated area near the beach where most people like to be asleep at 6AM. So I approached the driver asking him to be quiet. He told me he had to call another driver because his car had a flat tire.

FLAT 01
Why can’t I find an easy way to get to the airport?

After lots of screaming from our driver, and threats from neighbors saying they would call the police, we were on our way with our new driver. We were headed to LAX in plenty of time and things seemed to be going according to our plans. At least that is what I thought.

Our plane was listed as “On Time” and we boarded without any hiccups. Oops, I almost forgot, as you might recall Patrice frequently gets singled out for closer screening. This time she (and Erica) passed through without a problem but apparently I triggered the random screening buzzer. After a quick massage of my buttocks (“Something is lighting up by your buttocks sir, so I need to perform a closer exam”) we were ready to board. Once on the plane we started to relax and watch the free “Onboard Entertainment” (All you need is the American Airlines App to stream movies and television shows for free). Everything seemed just fine until we were notified by our pilot that, due to weather conditions in New York our departure would be delayed 45 minutes. About 45 minutes later we were finally airborne and enjoyed the flight except for a few short interludes of turbulence. When we approached New York we got more bad news, our flight was in a holding pattern until the staff at JFK could snow plow the runway. Immediately every airplane disaster movie I’d ever seen flashed through my brain. This final stage of the flight went fine (if you don’t count my soiled underwear) and we exited the plane.

After claiming our luggage we got on line for a cab ride into the city. It always surprises me how few cabs seem to be available for transport into Manhattan from JFK. This certainly isn’t Las Vegas where a 5 minute wait at McCarran International Airport is unheard of.

Waiting for the cab was made worse by the weather. It is incredibly cold here and as I mentioned it has been snowing

SNOW FROM WINDOW
Snow and rain as seen from my window seat shortly after landing.

SNOW CAB
Notice the snow on the top of this cab. I would have gotten a better picture but I had to get my hands back in my gloves.

I asked our driver how long it would take to get into the city. He said he didn’t know and proceeded to pull out his phone and start to search. Snow, wet highway, lots of cars and a driver doing a Google search on his phone? Can you think of a better recipe for disaster? I offered to look for him. I showed him the suggested route and he nodded. I took that as a good sign.

Unfortunately I was wrong. Google estimated a 1 hour and 29 minutes trip to the hotel. In reality the trip took us 3 hours. The road conditions were awful. Gridlock was the rule. It was a brutal trip and only made worse by my being hungry. My kids know, “Daddy’s hungry” is not something they or anyone else wants to hear. We checked in to the hotel and rushed to dinner at the Topaz Noodle Bar (129 W 56th St, New York, NY 10019) which was very close to the hotel. The food was excellent but take that under advisement since like I said I was very hungry. We had dumplings and pad thai. All was very good.

Sorry no food pictures. I was just too hungry. No more writing either. I was up early and need some sleep.