Off To See The Boys Day #1 “Great Flight”

It’s almost time for Erica to return to Spain (sob, sob). When we planned her trip home she had expressed a desire to visit the grandsons up north so we are on our way. The flight this morning was spectacular. First, we had to battle heavy LA traffic to get to LAX. Then we were stopped at security because apparently I was randomly selected not to be given TSA pre-check. I don’t understand why this is needed. Here you have a doctor traveling with his wife and child. A man that has a squeaky clean record when it comes to the law. Someone who doesn’t own a gun or any weapons (unless of course, you count a cell phone as a weapon). Someone who has gone through the process to get TSA clearance. Why is it necessary to submit this individual to additional screening? Is it because the TSA representative wanted to look in my wallet (which he did) or because he wanted to grab my ass (yes, he did that too).

Finally, I was reunited with Patrice at the gate but there was no sign of Erica. Apparently, we bought some “Slime” for the boys and this toy was deemed a threat to the plane and other passengers so Erica was sent back to check her carry on bag along with the “Slime”. Finally, we were on our way. Well not quite. Perfect weather in Los Angeles and San Jose was not enough. Our flight was delayed 40 minutes due to some “technical difficulties”. I like to think it was because one of the tray tables wouldn’t retract. But they weren’t specific which always makes me wonder if maybe there’s a problem with an engine or the landing gear. Whatever the problem we were finally cleared to go. I failed to mention that shortly after boarding a baby started crying. The baby didn’t stop until about 45 minutes into the flight. At least the baby wasn’t in the seat next to me, but she was in the seat directly behind me. I just don’t know about these parents today. My daughter Erica was perfectly behaved throughout the entire flight.

So with being accosted by the TSA, a 40-minute flight delay, severe turbulence, and a crying baby, you might be asking how could this guy describe today as “A Great Flight”?  Simple answer, I completed the crossword puzzle and all 3 Sudoku puzzles prior to landing. Yes, a great flight.

Well it’s time to meet up with the boys. Patrice and I are trying out for a very important assignment but more about that later.