Today I started the ACP conference and Patrice toured the city. She definitely got the best of the deal. For example I started my day with a talk about pains in the butt. That was my highlight. In all sincerity the talk was very informative and gave me some tips that will help me assist my patients. I hesitated writing that knowing that someone will make some butt jokes at my expense. Go ahead I can take it. The rest of the talks were just okay. Patrice on the other hand took a city tour. Here is the one picture she sent me.

The afternoon lectures were okay but none were as good as the 7:00 AM Butt lecture. In addition to going to the didactic sessions we have time to go to the the exhibit hall where all sorts of companies are looking to sell their products to doctors. There are electronic medical records companies, drug companies, and a variety of companies looking to hire doctors. I stopped at one of the booths to talk to a recruiter. I cut to the chase, “Would you consider hiring a doctor of my age?” The rep enthusiatically said, “Yes, yes!”. So we had a conversation and I think we might have a deal. I really liked the look of their booth. What do you think?

In addition to looking for a job I was availed some health food in the Exhibit Hall. After all this is the meeting for the nation’s elite internal medicine specialists, of course we eat healthy.


That’s enough about food. Well maybe not.
Tonight’s dinner was at GW Fins (808 Bienville St, New Orleans, LA 70112). It was recommended by my friend Andy, who said he had the best meal of his life there. Andy is from Fresno. Should I have been worried?
The restaurant is in the French Quarter and they had a modest dress code (men required to wear collared shirts). They started us off with biscuits. They looked very plan but beleive me they were anything but.

Patrice and I both ordered the Scalibut. Seems like this day started with a lecture about butts and ended with us eating two. The Scalibut dish was Shrimp, scallops, halibut, and risotto. Also with a few peas to fool you into to thinking you’re eating healthy.

I don’t know about you “butt” I’m exhausted. Talk to you tomorrow.
The pretzels are making me thirsty!!! No dessert? Sad.
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Hysterical as always! How about Shrimp Etouffee!? And Beignets!
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Love this one. Food and body part puns. What could be better.
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Looks like you might find some good career opportunities there!
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Are you really the oldest primary care doctor at UCLA?
Lindsay Ford
On Thu, Apr 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM Robert Reiss Travel Blog and Other Ramblings
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That’s what I was told. So far I haven’t seen anyone who has come close.
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